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Engin · Guest

does anyone else think she was -much- more attractive before the surgery? not to say she was that hot before, she just looked like a person.
Best scene in that movie. http://digg.com/d3CdOG

Abhradwip · Guest

“Steve Martin was funny in the last Oscars. "Lord of the Rings...that was a great download, erm, movie!""Thank Spielberg ... because it can't hurt!""And here's to all the people we thought were dead, but actually are still around."

Patra · Guest

When the ***** does The Onion ever use any real news?.
Greek and Norse mythology both don't have creator gods as such. In Greek mythology you start with chaos (like plenty of other religions), in Norse mythology you start with ice and fire. I have to say this sort of religion has more aesthetic appeal to me.!

Mahesh · Guest

Sponsored by Overture Films?
I liek monopoly :[.

Ailiya · Guest

This seriously sounds like an Onion article.

Marnold · Guest

E. BAD ACTRESS

Zoey · Guest

Watching that made me totally disgusted. His mother(if she can even be called that), is so absorbed in herself, that she must explain how inconvenienced she is to see her own son. His friend(if she can even be called that), seems to want be the focal point of his life. Even though she has no interest in him, she needs to prove to herself that she has more to offer to a young man than video games, but without actually offering him anything. His mother doesn't want to be his mother. His girlfriend doesn't want to be his girlfriend. Yet, neither has any qualms about questioning his sanity. The most egregious part for me though, has to be the so called psychologist. He encourages Peter's friends and family to issue ultimatums and has the audacity to suggest spending time, isolated, with legitimate addict, in the wilderness , will help Peter get in touch with reality .Peter needs to learn the lessons his father never did. He needs to stop allowing himself to be domineered by women.

Neave · Guest

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